Light Bulb & Middle Name

I have been tagged !!! Not 1 but 2!!

Ma pawfect lady Tosca tagged me for the light bulb thingy and Asta La Vista baby tagged me for the middle name game.

Benjamin VS Light bulb

The joke said:
Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. (collie family huh??)
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

Benjamin, the collie mixed lab said:
"COme on mom, give me, give me. I will do it for you !! Can I?? Can I change the bulb??" But when the hooman ignored me, "Hey you woman, give me that light bulb.You know nothing, give me one light bulb and I will settle everything for you. I can even fix the whole wiring system if you want."

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Benjamin VS middle name
I have to tell something about myself using my middle name. Im Benjamin, so I assume middle name is the middle part of my name which is JA !!! (MOm: Thats not a middle name...) What? Thats not a middle name? Then?? Hmm..........a hah !!! I know, mom always call me Ben Oh Ben, Benjamin Oh Benjamin, even my blog. So, my middle name is OH !!! (Mom: ............)

O
Originally from the tummy of Mama Dora at Malaysia, then now shift to grandpa house.
Obedient boy, Oways listen to mommy. Mom:( =.=")
Obese free, very slim eventhough I eat alot. (Dont get jealous gals)
Optimistic, Im still survive eventhough Im abandone by my dad & mom.
Oscar's friend, Opy's friend,

H
Handsome Half collie Half Lab
Hyperactive
Happy-Go-Lucky
Hilarious
Hammer's friend, Huskee's friend, Herbie's Friend....


I have to now tag a dog for every letter of my middle name, so I tag:
Opy, Hammer, Huskee & Herbie. (But I think you guys have been tagged by others....)